SATOR AREPO TENET OPERA ROTAS

Christian Porn is a thing, you guys.

unknowablewoman:

abaldwin360:

josiahfiles:

harrytomlomsom:

thefourofclubs:

oh my god

“No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery.”

“All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples.”

I sure am glad the couple that I’m watching fuck is doing it to make a baby, otherwise it would be a sin to watch!

I am totally going to watch it. 

(Source: youllgoforwardsandillgoback, via saturniinae)

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    this is why i don’t like saying I’m a Christian anymore…
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